My Son`s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) Tickets and Hotel

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Tickets + hotel fr £66 / person

Tickets + hotel fr £66 £59 / person

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Show notes

Running time: 1hr 5mins. No Interval.

Booking from: 16 Sep 2026

Booking until: 03 Oct 2026


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The Show
When Rob was twelve, they attempted a full-blown Disney parade in their house for their Grandma.

As Rob donned wigs and played Mary Poppins, Ariel, Mickey Mouse and Belle, their Dad doubled as Stage Manager, Sound Technician and Goofy.

Unfortunately, Dad missed all his cues andpushed all the floats in the wrong direction.

Mum mistook Aladdin for Ursula.

The costumes went awry.

Grandma had a nice time, though.

My Son's a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is the joyous autobiographical story of West End Musical Theatre star and social-media sensation Rob Madge, as they set out to recreate that parade - and this time, nobody, no, nobody is gonna rain on it.

Awarded Best Off-West End Production 2022 by WhatsOnStage!

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Theatre details

Apollo Theatre

Apollo Theatre
31 Shaftesbury Avenue
London
W1D 7ES

Directions:
Exit Piccadilly Circus and head east on Coventry Street towards Great Windmill Street. Turn left onto Great Windmill Street and then right onto Shaftesbury Avenue. Continue on Shaftesbury Avenue and the theatre will be on your left.

Tube:
Piccadilly Circus station is 2 minute walk (162 metres)

Performances

MatineeEvening
Wednesday7.30pm
Thursday7.30pm
Friday7.30pm
Saturday2.30pm7.30pm
Sunday3.00pm6.00pm
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My Son`s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)

Apollo Theatre
31 Shaftesbury Avenue
London
W1D 7ES

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Piccadilly Circus station is 2 minute walk (162 metres)

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